My brother with Jim on the right, looking rather suspect.

I have a shocking and bitter story for my readers today, this is a story that hits closer to home that I would ever like to admit.  It is the story of my twin brother Gilbert Serrano, many have not heard of him and even my own family will not admit he exist but this is due to the lifestyle he leads.  It all began when Gil was a young man, he went camping with some friends and he never came back the same.  Apparently he was exposed to homosexuality on this excursion by a young boy known as Jim Headinger.  Jim was known as the local bully around town and was known for his love of playing grab ass  with the 5th graders during recess.  I am not sure what took place during that trip but Gil was never the same.

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Sonya holding her dog Lumpy, he died from cancer the next day.

I hear a fair amount of stories in my line of work, I sometimes hear sob stories, war stories and even the rare bedtime tale.  None have touched me as the story I am about to tell you and unfortunately this one hits close to home.  This is about my sister who shall remain unnamed.  We will just to refer to her as Sonya-Lisa during this article.  Sonya was always a sad young lass whether it was due to her affliction of dwarfism or the many lunches she spent alone.  Lets move on….It all started when she spent her first Christmas without her father who left us.  Money was tight that year so all she could do was hold her dog Lumpy for comfort.  This began her career of no good and general disdain for her father!

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Well today the gay community was at it again and I will tell you what I just don’t get these people whether they are talking about rainbow power or sniffing daisies it pisses me off.  I ran into a couple myself while walking down the road trying to find myself a cheese steak.  Little did I know the “beef” was out in full swing. (no pun intended)  As shocked as I was the journalist in me decided to give an interview to a pair I caught rubbernecking on a motorcycle.  I promised these two I would keep their names private so we will refer to them as Clits, and High-Ting.

While hunting for a cheese steak I ended up with a shitload of fruit instead.

Me: So…how did you two meet up?

Clits: Well seeing as how he is a bottom I was surprised when he offered to cook for me.  He made my favorite Cantonese Pork Butt! Very firm yet juicy, lets just say High-Ting was in full swing that night.

Me:Oh…Well that is interesting , Mr High Ting what do your parents think of your lifestyle?

High-TIng:  Dadddddyyyy!! Why did you abandon me!! Just because I liked Boy George and had a Ziggy Stardust costume!!!

The product of an unloving father and too much Boy George...

I am sorry to say that the interview ended here as Mr High-Ting started having a mental breakdown.  He spouted off Madonna lyrics then shouted something about how daddy did not love him.  I was quite afraid for my life as he was acting very suspect.  I must say when he reached in his back pocket for a large object I thought it was curtains for me.  Instead I witnessed something much more disturbing……

Yeah, I am a bad ass, whether I am kicking your teeth in or you are watching me eat my cereal with nails and milk.  You just remember it!

Well I woke up today took a shower and played with myself a bit.  I then realized this was 2010 and we still don’t have flying cars what the hell? I must say I found myself pretty distraught and after remembering films such as escape from new york and their portrayals of futuristic life I laid down and cried.

Hey everyone, the site is now up and running expect to see postings galore…  Kind of like Pussy Galore, but not quite as dirty sounding….  Or easy to get in the sack…  Anyhow this site is something of a hobby I always wanted to get into and maintain.  In the future look forward to seeing info on mobile phones, movies, gadgets and games and my illegitimate lovechild the iPhone!!  All in all I hope to keep you as updated as possible on any news I may come across on the “InterWeb.” Cheers!