Well today the gay community was at it again and I will tell you what I just don’t get these people whether they are talking about rainbow power or sniffing daisies it pisses me off.  I ran into a couple myself while walking down the road trying to find myself a cheese steak.  Little did I know the “beef” was out in full swing. (no pun intended)  As shocked as I was the journalist in me decided to give an interview to a pair I caught rubbernecking on a motorcycle.  I promised these two I would keep their names private so we will refer to them as Clits, and High-Ting.

While hunting for a cheese steak I ended up with a shitload of fruit instead.

Me: So…how did you two meet up?

Clits: Well seeing as how he is a bottom I was surprised when he offered to cook for me.  He made my favorite Cantonese Pork Butt! Very firm yet juicy, lets just say High-Ting was in full swing that night.

Me:Oh…Well that is interesting , Mr High Ting what do your parents think of your lifestyle?

High-TIng:  Dadddddyyyy!! Why did you abandon me!! Just because I liked Boy George and had a Ziggy Stardust costume!!!

The product of an unloving father and too much Boy George...

I am sorry to say that the interview ended here as Mr High-Ting started having a mental breakdown.  He spouted off Madonna lyrics then shouted something about how daddy did not love him.  I was quite afraid for my life as he was acting very suspect.  I must say when he reached in his back pocket for a large object I thought it was curtains for me.  Instead I witnessed something much more disturbing……